bill clinton made a mockery of the united states presidency and florida has turned our envied democratic system into the divine comedy.

i cant read diaries right now. we.re all still really worried about that guy we fucked last night and if he really likes me or that girl who i have my eye on. and meanwhile a possible president elect has a planned murder just seven days from today. we.ve done an excellent job at making hollywood out of the important. with that said, we still stand without a president, a dead democrat elected, and commercial time sold at high velocity for the next showing of ELECTION 2000.

but 2million people had the right idea. that to me is fucking amazing.